First up, the pink fairy armadillo–its actual name. It doesn't have wings and can't cast spells and stuff like a real fairy, but it does have a rosy shell that acts like a radiator. By pumping blood ...

SEASONING OF THE WITCH Englert addresses the pressing question of whether she can dress like a sexy goth and be a nice girl in LaGravenese’s fantasy. Here’s the final twist: Beautiful Creatures is not ...

Human teenagers, stop falling in love with monsters! Like Bella in “Twilight” and Julie in “Warm Bodies,” Ethan in “Beautiful Creatures” gets all moony-eyed over a hottie who is not of this world. She ...

The supernatural-themed, teen-targeted movie Beautiful Creatures is being marketed as the new Twilight. This is a mistake on multiple levels. First, for movie critics, this is like being told a new ...

There is exactly one fascinating line of dialogue in writer-director Richard LaGravenese’s faux gothic Beautiful Creatures. It is spoken by the insubstantial yet wicked witch Sarafine Duchannes (Emma ...