Kyle: (whispering) Cartman. Cartman, wake up. Cartman. Cartman: (wakes up abruptly, knocking Kyle off his bed) No, Paula Poundstone! Leave me alone! Uh! Uh? Kyle: It’s just me. Cartman: (Cartman ...

The South Park creators have kept busy during the pandemic. They’re doing God’s work while transforming Casa Bonita in a way that no one (anyone who’s ever eaten at a Casa Bonita, that is) ever ...

Eric Cartman is the backbone of South Park’s humor. He is annoying, egotistical, spoilt, maniacal and most of all he revels at the misery of others. Despite being primarily a caricature, a lot of his ...

(JTA) — One of television’s most notorious cartoon antisemites is now an Orthodox rabbi. Eric Cartman, the egomaniacal, hate speech-spouting grade schooler on Comedy Central’s long-running adult ...

This week, everyone’s favorite foul-mouthed boys are returning to Comedy Central for Season 19. That’s right; South Park’s Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny are returning to our TVs on Wednesday, ...

Cartman doesn't believe in karma for himself, but he does believe in dealing out karma for those who take delight in his suffering. And Kyle took so much delight when he found out Cartman had caught ...

On this season’s premiere of South Park, Eric Cartman took on the persona of Edward Snowden as he attempted to infiltrate the NSA. As a tribute to Cartman’s dedication, we’ve compiled a list of his ...

There’s a new girl at South Park Elementary. All the guys are excited, but when Cartman finds out she’s black, he makes it his mission to pair her up with Token. It’s a fairly vile premise that ...

The world of television is replete with evil. The Master. James Moriarty. Jeremy Kyle. But all of these figureheads of malignity pale in comparison to one fat animated child. I speak, of course, of ...

Liane Cartman has reached her limits with her son and needs to bring in a reality star expert to help control his behaviour. She turns to Nanny 911, Supernanny and other various sources but all of ...

Poor Cartman. All the years of torture and abuse from his inner-sanctum of “friends,” only to be later ridiculed on the Internet for his weight. Fear not, as no fat-shaming for South Park’s little ...

In the world of "South Park," no one is safe from parody: Not the 1 percent and not the 99 percent. And tonight's episode "1%" skewers all 100 percent, all at once.What that means is that the Occupy ...